Traditionalism and Religion
So, the church is at it again.
Today the Church of England’s General Synod meets to discuss the prospect of ordaining women bishops. Women priests have been allowed for a while now (where “a while” means about 0.0001% of the 2000-year life of the church), but women bishops? Goodness me no.
The main theological argument against women bishops (and women priests, for that matter) seems to be this: Jesus chose male disciples; those disciples chose male successors, therefore a precedent has been set. It’s men all the way down, whether we like it or not. Jesus knew best, and he picked guys.
This is an important point. Purity of tradition, and all that. Unwavering faith to ancient ideals in the face of a spiritually bankrupt modern world. Unquestioning reverence for the son of God. All good things.
But maybe we’re not taking this far enough.
As we know, the disciples were not just men: they were technically Jewish men (Christianity being an offshoot of Judaism back then). And if biblical scholars are to be believed, that all had beards. Well: those are two important precedents right there, and is the church following them? I hope so, for my eternal souls’ sake (Rowan Williams is doing alright on the beard front, but last time I read the news I’m pretty sure he wasn’t a Jew).
Also: all of Jesus’ original disciples are dead. Have been for years. And, they lived in Israel. So what we’re really looking for are bearded, middle-eastern, kind-of-Jewish, male, dead people as bishops. That’s the only way to ensure the purity of the faith, and create the kingdom of God on earth.
Or maybe that’s just going too far. I mean, why should the modern church be inflexibly ransomed to every single tiny decision made by Jesus two thousand years ago, which decisions were obviously informed by cultural and religious considerations almost entirely irrelevant to life today?
Oh.